The Teddy Roosevelt Sucks at Racing Theory

I started a new blog with Sean Flaherty called Flat Black Ops, where, being the conspiracy theorist that I am, I post a theory, and he, being the skeptic, follows it with a rebuttal about how I'm dead wrong.

While Sean has yet to respond to my first conspiracy theory (expect his response sometime this week), I thought you'd all enjoy it, especially Boss Hog.

It's the "Defeated Teddy Theory", and it's all about how Teddy has yet to win a race at the Washington Nationals' Presidents Races.

You can find it here.

If The Score of Your Game is a Blowout Both in Your League and a Different League Entirely, then YES, It Is the Worst Shellacking of All Time

This guy seems to think that the 30-3 shellacking Baltimore received from Texas in a BASEBALL game was NOT the worst beatdown every in sports competition. I admit that the stakes weren't high, but for God's sake, a 30-3 football game is a BLOWOUT,and in baseball terms 30-3 is 4-0.

I am also considering writing a contrarian article called "I Love Steely McBeam" and I just KNOW Slate will publish it. Here's why. And here.