Cowher Powr to Miami?

Your one stop shop for compelling rumors, Pro Football Talk, speculates that Miami will seek to avenge the humiliating loss of Nick "Miami's for Old People, and the Coaching's Hard Too" Saban by going after Bill Cowher. Even better, two of Cowher's former Ass Clowns in Arms, Dom Capers (admittedly, a good coordinator) and Mike Mularkey (admittedly, a sucky coach at all levels) are already there.

But Cowher is still under contract; however, according to Pro Football Talk email to NFL rep Greg Aiello, the NFL still allows trading coaches, so a deal could be swung involving high draft choices. Here's hoping the Steelers can build a dynasty off the door that hits Cowher in the back on his way out. It's been a good 15 years, Field Goal Bill, more or less. Your spittle will remind all those old folks on the beach of the crashing waves, not acid run-off from the steel mills dotting the banks of the Three Rivers.