2007 Mocking Draft

You picked who now? Gaydy Quinn? That guy wears his sister's clothes and writes love poems to AJ Hawk! He will never see the field, unless they redo Field Turf in pink.

JaMarcus Russell? The poor man's Byron Leftwich? They timed his 40 yard dash with a sundial!

Ted Ginn, Jr.? The first black serial killer to run a sub 4.3 40? I heard Cinncinnati called dibs on him.

WHAT!!! THE STEELERS DIDN'T PICK A PASS RUSHER IN THE 1ST ROUND?? WHAT THE F??!? ARE YOU F'IN WITH ME? DON'T PLAY NOW, BECAUSE...YOU'RE F'IN WITH ME, RIGHT? RIGHT? FOR SERIOUS? MAN, THAT AIN'T COOL. DON'T PLAY LIKE THAT.