Tim Hardaway: Let me nip my bud right here, right now. Do not make gay jokes about me, despite my name and my devestating crossover

Hello, my name is Tim Hardaway. I used to have a devestating crossover that enabled me to blow past my man's defense and slam my ball into the hole. Repeatedly. Other times I made passes through the back door. Early and often.
But I am not gay. No way, no how. And I am going to give you a way to remember.

Just think of my name. And thing of Don Ameche's name. Or John Amaechi, whatever. It's this: "We can do this the "hard-a-way" or, we can do it the "Amaechi-way." Got it? Hard a way is for the ladies, Amaechi-way is for the guys. The gay guys. And I am not gay, so I do it the hard-a-way. That's right, I'm hard.