New York Giants Homosexuality Report

I bet you've been wondering exactly what the status is of all the gays on the Giants, well Steelskins is here to give you the up high, or as they call it in gay land, the down low.


Elisha Manning
Quarterback
Status: Questionable


















Michael Strahan
Defensive End
Status: Probable























Jeremy Shockey
Tight End
Out

















Plaxico Burress
Wide Receiver
Status: Inactive
















Tom Coughlin
Coach, Beady Eyes Model
Status: Spurned



















(Apologies for not having the technical know how to get a better picture of Shockey's ass. Fuck you, Flickr, and you're non-photo sharing ways!)