New York Giants Homosexuality Report
I bet you've been wondering exactly what the status is of all the gays on the Giants, well Steelskins is here to give you the up high, or as they call it in gay land, the down low.
Elisha Manning
Quarterback
Status: Questionable
Michael Strahan
Defensive End
Status: Probable
Jeremy Shockey
Tight End
Out
Plaxico Burress
Wide Receiver
Status: Inactive
Tom Coughlin
Coach, Beady Eyes Model
Status: Spurned
(Apologies for not having the technical know how to get a better picture of Shockey's ass. Fuck you, Flickr, and you're non-photo sharing ways!)
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