Wednesday, October 03, 2007

A message from Metcalf Up The Middle


OK, so we won the first week of our pick-off against MUTM, but lost last weekend - yeah, when the Arizona Cardinals manage to whup up on the Steelers, we're probably gonna lose any sort of pick'ems around these parts, considering the black-and-gold colored glasses many of us wear around the SteelSkins compound. Of course, ol' Boss Hog (that'd be me) didn't help matters at all by, um, not submitting any picks at all. Pretty sure Enos was supposed to fax 'em in, but got distracted by Daisy Duke. Can't say as I blame him.

So, without further ado, here comes the smack from the boys at MUTM (ohbytheway, they chose the picture up there of Steelers safety/transvestite Troy Polamahoozacallit):

What's Festering in Troy's Hair?

by MUTM

I am fulfilling my right of writing anything I want on this website after an impressive pick’em victory by Metcalfupthemiddle.
While I know that this site is dedicated to both the Redskins and the Steelers, it is the latter that I will choose to discuss today. Last Sunday we got our second division win (your welcome) over the Ravens, whom we all can agree are the medical equivalent of an ingrown hair. Brian Billick brings out rage in me that has not been seen since Michael J. Fox was fighting for the loose ball in Teen Wolf. Anyways, the Browns are getting there act together after our game one beating, and I have a few reasons why I think the Browns will beat the Steelers when we play again Sunday, November 11th in lovely Hines Field.

-- Odds are there will be a terrible teamwide outbreak of some disease due to the varieties of parasites living in the combination of Ben Rothlesberger's beard and Troy Palamalu's hair.

-- Mike Tomlin makes the mistake of betting on the game with Romeo Crennel. The prize, a pizza. Romeo's not losing that bet.

-- After some long negotiations Bill Cower returns to the Browns coaching staff as Special Teams Coach under Marty Shottenheimer who is hired as Head Coach again after Romeo Crennel dies of a heart attack after a 5th straight win leading into the Steelers game. There first order of business is to hire Bernie Kosar as QB Coach and Bob Golic gives up his acting career to coach to defense. Oh yeah, and we resign Eric Metcalf for punt returns only.

-- We have Kellen Winslow.

-- Ben Rothlesberger has a 14-37 day with 3 picks as he can't concentrate because he is blinded by the beauty of our backup QB, Brady Quinn.

-- We no longer have Tim Couch, or Ty Detmer, or Spergon Wynn, or Doug Peterson, or Jeff Garcia, or Trent Dilfer, or Kelly Holcomb (actually he had a pretty good game against you guys in Hines field in 2002), or Charlie Frye.

--We have Braylon Edwards.

Good Luck, well see you in November! Go Skins!

-Bird

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