Pens stay in Pittsburgh.

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes...or a Penguin from the arctic waters, the Pittsburgh hockey team will remain in the Three Rivers! Link here.

This is makes me feel almost as happy as that one time that a Flyers front office guy said the Pens would never win a Stanley Cup merely because the name "Penguins" wasn't inspirational or masculine enough. I believe he said that in 1990 or so...